Your former governor and other state employees have been arrested and are being held at a secure location pending trial for treason to the United States.

To the people of former Kansas: you will now be allowed to have a fully functioning court system, a fully funded state educational system that does not prevent public school teachers from teaching science (including the theory of evolution), a state government that does not (and cannot) demand that state employees attend church meetings on or off of state property, and a fully funded state Arts Commission.

You will also have state parks with real mountains, free highways (including I-70),
and legalized marijuana.

Congratulations.
And since you are now on Mountain Time, you can all sleep in for an extra hour.